Jeffrey Veen

Blood work

So this weird thing happened to me on Monday.

I needed some blood work done. There is this place not far from my house -- a reputable looking place -- that is not associated with a hospital, but does lab tests and was recommended by my doctor. I went there to have my cholesterol checked.

I walked in and noticed how small it was. There were just three chairs in the little waiting room, and a stack of six-month old magazines. At the window where you talk to the receptionist was an old, old couple looking confused and speaking to each other in an Eastern European language I couldn't identify.

I stood in "line" behind them and looked through the receptionist's window. Through it I saw a floor-to-clieling plastic curtain like contractors use to control dust when doing construction work. Taped to the curtain was a bright red sign that said, "WARNING - BIO-HAZARD!!!" It had that awesome logo with sharp talons poking a skull-like thing.

I pause. What should I do?

The receptionist came out. She was wearing a cardigan sweater over a dress and was using the lapel of the sweater to cover her mouth and filter her breathing. She looked like she was escaping from a fire.

"NO NO NO!" she told us, wagging her finger. "No blood today. Too dangerous for infection!!!"

Hmmm... I consider my options. I assumed the older couple is doing the same.

Then the door to the back area swings open and a man comes out. He's almost yelling with excitement. "It's OK! It's OK! You may have your tests done. No problems! Everything is fine! Do you have your insurance card?!?"

I slowly backed out the door -- literally pushed it open with the laptop bag I was carrying -- and walked into the bright sunlight on the street. Through the glass door I could see the lopsided conversation in broken English and Estonian (maybe?) and I wondered, "Should I save them?"

Sadly, I did not. And even now I wonder if they made it out safely.

I'm off to a proper hospital...


This entry was written by Jeffrey Veen and posted 27 July 2005 at 6:30 AM. It was filed under Personal. | View blog reactions

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1. On 27 July 2005 at 7:55 AM Chris wrote:

OK, yeah, never go there again.

Oh, and thanks, I now, totally, have the heebie jeebies.

2. On 27 July 2005 at 12:00 PM sean wrote:

yikes. that sounds too much like the torture room setup in gilliam's "brazil." good move. hopefully that couple made it out okay.

i had a blood test in nyc a few years back where the "doctor" who ran it (it was a mini-free clinic) had a torn up tie-dyed shirt and looked like that hairy bruce character from whoopi's celebrity tic-tic-toe tv show.

his entire vibe was off the wall, as if he had just dropped a homer tab or had been sucking on balloons for the previous twenty minutes; eyes bugged out, short of breath, the whole nine. i stuck with it though, because a clean bill of health was/is beyond necessary to date in the big city.

3. On 27 July 2005 at 5:52 PM James wrote:

Heh, it does sound like a film - I thought of the eye transplant scene in Minority Report. Or a Romero film.

4. On 27 July 2005 at 6:30 PM Seth wrote:

I thought your first post on this was better. Still creepy the second time, but better the first.

5. On 1 August 2005 at 5:29 PM MH wrote:

I'm reminded of George Carlin's admonition to never trust "a dentist...with blood in his hair"

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