Girl’s Life

Oh, search terms used for this site. How you make me laugh!

Like most bloggers, I check my stats from time to time. OK, maybe I’m not like most bloggers in that I actually do only check them on occasion (when I have time or happen to wonder how many people care about poopy diapers and the feeding habits of a 10-month-old) and not several times a day, like some crazy people with their stocks, or, for that matter, like me last year with MySpace. Don’t judge. I’m pretty much over that little phase.

All of this is to say that because I check my stats from time to time, I am able to see how people find me. And let me just say it right now — you people are freaks! Yes, I’m talking to you, freaky dude searching the internet late at night from your mom’s basement. I do one little post that happens to mention my daughter’s newfound love of making fart noises on the side of a kiddie pool, and Google goes crazy. Did you hear that Google? FART, FART, FART! (Who knows what that little outburst is going to do for my searchability. I’ll let you know when I check my stats.)

I’m not kidding though. Girl’s farting was one of the biggest searches that led people to my site for a couple week period of time. Strange days we live in, people. Why are ya’ll searching for girls who fart on the internet anyway? I promise, once my girl started eating solids, it just stopped being cute. Trust me on that one.