Typical Conversation with Chris as I’m drifting off to sleep…
Chris: Are you awake? I just thought of something really cool.
Me: Um, yeah�I guess.
C: Good thing our bed has these cool wooden slats on the headboard.
M: (Thinking this is going somewhere bad.)
C: Because that way if gravity ever, you know, stopped working someday we could grab onto them and save ourselves from flying into space.
M: Goodnight.
