Girl’s Life

Chris: Are you awake? I just thought of something really cool.
Me: Um, yeah�I guess.
C: Good thing our bed has these cool wooden slats on the headboard.
M: (Thinking this is going somewhere bad.)
C: Because that way if gravity ever, you know, stopped working someday we could grab onto them and save ourselves from flying into space.
M: […]

I just recently finished reading Jay Mohr’s new book Gasping for Airtime : Two Years in the Trenches of Saturday Night Live, and I couldn’t stop laughing. For those of you who are already Mohr fans, this book is a hilarious and also dark look into Jay’s life during his two years on SNL. The […]

My brother Greg went to Burning Man again this year. Every year seems to be about how to top the last year. Besides his pink fauxhawk, I think he trumped everyone by far with his cool neon bike tank o’ passion. Look out Osama - you’re gonna get LOOOOOOOVED!